Life in the Lower Mainland (BC, Canada)

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  Proposal: Helping Seniors Downsize - Property Swap Program for Senior Residences to Student Dormitories in British Columbia Executive Summary This proposal outlines an innovative program in British Columbia, Canada, to address housing challenges for seniors and students. Institutional buyers, such as universities or ESL schools, acquire senior residences (e.g., detached houses or duplexes) to convert into high-density dormitories. Instead of a traditional sale, buyers purchase 1–3 apartments for the senior, and the government oversees a title swap based on property tax values to ensure fairness. Immediate rezoning streamlines conversions, and buyers can operate dormitories for income or hold properties for future high-density redevelopment. The program reduces pressure on the rental market, supports seniors’ financial security, and aligns with provincial housing goals. Program Concept Objective : Facilitate property swaps between seniors and institutional buyers to repurpose sing...

Immediate Opportunity: Government Equity Partnership as Build Canada Homes Pilot The Problem with BCH: Build Canada Homes allocates $35B over 10+ years to eventually build 500,000 units annually. But 3,493 completed units sit empty in Metro Vancouver alone right now. The Solution: Redirect $428M from BCH to activate existing inventory immediately. Immediate Impact Comparison Metric BCH Traditional Equity Partnership Timeline 10+ years to full capacity Immediate housing activation Per-unit cost $70K financing $175K equity investment Units activated Future construction 2,445 existing empty units Government position Loan creditor Equity owner with appreciation Risk profile Construction/market risk Completed asset, market-proven Why This Works Better Speed: 2,445 families housed immediately vs. waiting for construction Economics: Government builds $428M real estate portfolio vs. hoping for loan repayment Market efficiency: Activates wasted completed inventory vs. adding more supply P...