It's been a long time since I tried an ad on Craiglist personals. As there hadn't been any hot pictures from scammers (actually, not even not-so-hot pictures), that sort of took the fun away.
The last batch of replies was so blatant and bad that I just have to share it, though. Here are the responses I got. Check out the dead-giveaway ending on both e-mails from http://www.localsdating.info/ fake users. The funny thing is how they're both trying to recruit me for the same website -- or maybe it's the same person trying two different approaches, hoping at least one will work?
----- from "Karina Valdez" (ulricahongonf5721@yahoo.com) -----
Karina:
Hi, mister! I liked your ad. How are you doing today? The basics: blonde, way short. Blue eyes behind glasses. A few small tattoos, and a pierced bellybutton. I'm curvy without being thick, 5'4" and 127. Let's see, what else. My biggest secret is that I can pole dance. It's a secret because I'm a pastor's kid. Write me. If I don't answer right away, all apologies; I only check my email once a day. Take care.
Me:
Hi Karina!
Thank you for writing me.
It was a busy Sunday for me -- I finally got my dead laptop replaced, but with a desktop this time.
How was your weekend? (^_^)
Karina:
I just would like to have my hands and lips and cunt on your wang. No, I don't really care if I seem similar to a slut. When will we hook up? Want to see my picx? Of course you do! Go here: your locals match Ready? Cool. So. My user name (and don't laugh) is ekaterinaaa07 Lately I've been going to the gym every day just trying to work off some of this sexual tension. Til next time.
----- email 2, from "Ollie Buckner" (piperstirewaltfo5435@yahoo.com) -----
Ollie:
First time trying out a classified ad, Woohoo! Hope you're the right man described in your ad. No lies, no games? That is what you will get from me. I have dirty blond hair and greenish eyes. Best feature would have to be my cute smile. I am one of those people it's difficult to not smile back at. Do people even trust these stats? I am 36-25-34, 5'7". I do dancing classes so I don't get all musclebound. I think muscly women look horrid. I am going to school part time, working part time, raising my son part time. Wait, I think I just ran out of parts. Write me. If I don't answer right away, all apologies; I only check my email once a day. Take care.
Me:
Hi Ollie!
Thank you for writing me.
What are you studying in school?
Ollie:
Wow, many thanks for writing back so quickly! I am hoping that implies you want to get disrobed and possibly horizontal as much as I want to. I would like to go parking, and get completely crazy in the backseat of the car just before we actually bang. I miss the bit when noone knows whether it's really going to happen. this page So join, activate, and search for me. My user name is wildchyld23 I intend to start the evening with chocolate-covered cherries and champagne. I don't know about anybody else, but that's an aphrodisiac for me. I'm still emailing with you, so in my eyes that means we're going to meet. I can't wait to do this!
The last batch of replies was so blatant and bad that I just have to share it, though. Here are the responses I got. Check out the dead-giveaway ending on both e-mails from http://www.localsdating.info/ fake users. The funny thing is how they're both trying to recruit me for the same website -- or maybe it's the same person trying two different approaches, hoping at least one will work?
----- from "Karina Valdez" (ulricahongonf5721@yahoo.com) -----
Karina:
Hi, mister! I liked your ad. How are you doing today? The basics: blonde, way short. Blue eyes behind glasses. A few small tattoos, and a pierced bellybutton. I'm curvy without being thick, 5'4" and 127. Let's see, what else. My biggest secret is that I can pole dance. It's a secret because I'm a pastor's kid. Write me. If I don't answer right away, all apologies; I only check my email once a day. Take care.
Me:
Hi Karina!
Thank you for writing me.
It was a busy Sunday for me -- I finally got my dead laptop replaced, but with a desktop this time.
How was your weekend? (^_^)
Karina:
I just would like to have my hands and lips and cunt on your wang. No, I don't really care if I seem similar to a slut. When will we hook up? Want to see my picx? Of course you do! Go here: your locals match Ready? Cool. So. My user name (and don't laugh) is ekaterinaaa07 Lately I've been going to the gym every day just trying to work off some of this sexual tension. Til next time.
----- email 2, from "Ollie Buckner" (piperstirewaltfo5435@yahoo.com) -----
Ollie:
First time trying out a classified ad, Woohoo! Hope you're the right man described in your ad. No lies, no games? That is what you will get from me. I have dirty blond hair and greenish eyes. Best feature would have to be my cute smile. I am one of those people it's difficult to not smile back at. Do people even trust these stats? I am 36-25-34, 5'7". I do dancing classes so I don't get all musclebound. I think muscly women look horrid. I am going to school part time, working part time, raising my son part time. Wait, I think I just ran out of parts. Write me. If I don't answer right away, all apologies; I only check my email once a day. Take care.
Me:
Hi Ollie!
Thank you for writing me.
What are you studying in school?
Ollie:
Wow, many thanks for writing back so quickly! I am hoping that implies you want to get disrobed and possibly horizontal as much as I want to. I would like to go parking, and get completely crazy in the backseat of the car just before we actually bang. I miss the bit when noone knows whether it's really going to happen. this page So join, activate, and search for me. My user name is wildchyld23 I intend to start the evening with chocolate-covered cherries and champagne. I don't know about anybody else, but that's an aphrodisiac for me. I'm still emailing with you, so in my eyes that means we're going to meet. I can't wait to do this!
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